..on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day. So I guess I miss Hawaii. Weird because when I was in Hawaii I missed home and now I'm home and I...

I've been back in the state for four days. And do you know what? It is cold. Damn cold. And I don't even feel bad for cussing be...

What is the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care. Witty, don't you think? Today I am bo...

I've taken a nine month break from this blog. Nine months. I could have had a baby. But I didn't. I finished a semester of schoo...

I have been on more first dates than there are stars in the sky. Sometimes they are fun and lead to more dates. Most of the time they are wi...

My dad wants me to go to law school. I want to teach English to bratty high school punks. A lawyer would make at least $100,000 a year. A...

My first experience with bad breath was in fourth grade. I was on the bus sitting next to Nicole Willey- a freckled faced pug nosed girl wit...

I have lately made it a priority to get eight hours of sleep each night. Okay, I admit, it is a little more than a priority. It is an abso...

I might be wrong about the man. I thought Kim was the man. Kim is the overweight forty year old woman who has worked at the restuarant for n...

I have one main purpose in life. It is to stick it to the man. I hate the man. He is ruining everything. The man has given me $110 worth of ...