The Life of Bon: stealing credit cards
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Showing posts with label stealing credit cards. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

I am not a crook. But I did steal a credit card.

Sometimes I wonder how people ever figure this marriage thing out.  Hubs and I have been married a whopping 16 months and sometimes I still feel like I am living with a perfect stranger.  And I am pretty sure he thinks he's living with a lunatic.  Case in point.  This morning he told me he had to go buy more paint supplies before his rehearsal.  I shouted, "I approve of this decision!" and he was off.  Thirty minutes later I got a phone call, "Did you take my credit card out of my wallet?"

Oops.

Innocent until proven guilty?

Fine, you got me!  I DID take the credit card, but that was because I couldn't find mine and I had to buy groceries!  But then how was Hubs to buy paint supplies!?  

Naturally, Hubs is a little frustrated with me.

I'm sorry Hubs!  I am!

But listen what a weird dude Hubs is.  He brushes his teeth with warm water.  WARM WATER!  I only discovered this a few days ago and have been in a state of never ending shock ever since.  First off, how did I get 16 months into the marriage without realizing the water temperature of his teeth-brushing-water?  Secondly.  Why warm?  He tried to explain by saying, "Well, why do you always wash the dishes with warm water?"  To which I replied, "Yah!  Why am I the one always washing the dishes?!?"  

He said I missed the point. 

But seriously, I don't care how many more mouth germs it supposedly kills to brush with warm water, cold water tastes good and warm water tastes bad and end of story.

I can't think of any way to transition to my next topic.  So here you go.  Transitionless. Have you met hordes of amazing women through your blogging experience?  I have.  It's crazy because I get to thinking I have such an interesting, awesome story and then I get to meeting other bloggers and I realize everyone's got their story.  I've got such a special and unique group of girls this month sponsoring Life of Bon.  Their stories range from helping orphans to recovering from divorce to learning to be fashionistas.  I'm so grateful to these incredible women and to have met them.  Now, I think it's time you do the same!  

And so, without further ado, I introduce to you...

Elise


Hey there fellow Life of Bon readers! My name is Elise and I blog over and Forever Changed. I’m a pretty ordinary girl, I have an amazing family, a best friend, a sweet dog, I run for fun (and yes, I rhymed on purpose), chocolate chip cookies are my weakness, I love Christmas, and I have a bucket list that I take pretty seriously. Despite all this ordinariness I have an extraordinary purpose perfectly designed by God let has led me to move to Rwanda and work in an orphanage with over 500 children. Forever Changed is my way of documenting this crazy journey that is my life. If you are interested in joining me on this adventure head on over to my blog, I would love to have you! 



Jenn



Hello lovely Life of Bon readers! My name is Jenn and I blog over at Girl Defying Gravity where I post about some of my favorite trends, fitness,  my job on an ambulance and random life adventures! I'm super excited to be doing my first ever sponsorship this month, and what better place to start than one of my absolute favorite, makes-me-smile-every-day blogs?? Anyhoo, please come on over and say hi--I'd love to get to know you!


Ashley


Hellooooo! I’m Ashley, an Arizona girl with a passion for living with umph and pizazz.  I la-la-la-love to blog about life, women that inspire me, movies, the pup, the boyfriend,  fashion and, well, pretty much anything else that crosses my mind.  I’m a twenty something that seems to have been going through a quarter-life crisis for like 6 years.  I decided, to stop saying “what if” and live my life with “joie de vivre”. Come on over for a visit.  I just love the company!



Stephanie and Laura




We are Stephanie and Laura, two friends who write a new beauty and style blog. You will find a variety of reviews, tutorials, and an assortment of the other things we enjoy in life most! We are loving the opportunity to meet new friends and interact with the bloggers we love. Come over and get to know us!


Blog/Twitter/ Instagram: @abrunetteduet


and...

Jeanine


Hi folks! My name is Jeanine and I'd love for you to stop by my little place in the blogosphere.
There you will find random Costume Drama treasures sprinkled in with a hefty dose of what it means to me to be a single girl trying to live a meaningful life for God whilst keeping (at least) one eye open for Mr Right :) I'm a graphic designer, drink excessive amounts of hot tea, overindulge myself with a ton of reading, fantasize about delicious desserts and look for adventures around every mundane corner. And always look forward to meeting new friends--so do stop by!


Now go give them some love!