Wednesday, January 30, 2013

FIVE FACTS. (TAKE THAT, INSTAGRAM!)


I'm starting to feel very left out on Instagram. VERY.  Everywhere I turn everyone's posting hottie boombalottie pictures of themselves and saying five totally fascinating things about themselves that no one knows.  In spite of myself, I totally love this.  It is the type of thing that I love to make fun of and scoff at, but secretly I get excited every time I see someone's five facts pop up Instagram. (Instagram plug: thelifeofbon.  Join the party!) Ohhh!!!  What's this you're saying?  I never knew you only took baths!  How crazy that you honestly feel the back of your closet for Narnia!  Oh my gosh you fold your toilet paper in perfect squares before using?!?  THIS IS WILD!

I am beyond myself with excitement and these stupid Instagram posts.  But guess what?  Nobody has tagged me!  Every day I wait for a tag and think of all the cool things I would say if someone who just include me in this huge online Instagram circle of love and random facts but no one will.

So screw Instagram.

I'm taking to my blog instead!  I'm a posting my five facts on this blog with a cute little picture and you can't stop me!



FIVE THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT ME:

1.  When I was in seventh grade my older brother knocked my front tooth out when he was trying to do a wrestling move on me.  It hung by a string until we went to the dentist and he popped it back into place.  It is now lower than my other front tooth.

2.  Sometimes when I get in the weirdest mood I pretend I'm a baby and say goo gaa to Hubs.  This basically means that I can do nothing but lay around and have someone feed me.  It works like a charm.

3.  I lived in Hawaii for four months and while I was there I bought a car for $500.  It was literally every dollar I had. I didn't register it and didn't insure it and planned to drive it around the island illegally.  Three days later it broke down completely in Honolulu and I was SOL. I cried and cried and cried but never told my parents.  Until now.  Hi mom!

4.  Growing up me and my little sister LOVED playing Monopoly.  I would make her feel guilty if she ever won.  I'd also hide $500 bills under the board so when she thought I was out of money I would stealthily pull one out!

5.   My first kiss wasn't until I was 18 years old and I basically got rape kissed outside the BYU Marriott center under a tree.  I didn't know what I was doing and he kept kissing me and I just kept opening my eyes, looking around, thinking, "Really?!?!  This is IT?  THIS is kissing?!?"  Luckily, it got better.

Alright, now I tag.... everyone who reads this blog!  Put a sexy picture up of yourself on your blog, tag your five facts and link them at the bottom.  Can't wait to read these!

And I figured out how to use the link too (hopefully!) so today you can really link your post.


42 comments:

  1. what is this five facts you speak of?

    and was your photo taken at the smash club by chance?

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  2. you are too funny. and HOT! love the baby noise one. I'm sure your husband does too!

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  3. Ha! Love it! No one has tagged me either! I might have to link up - we'll see if my little beasties give me time to blog tomorrow ;)

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  4. hahahaha! i love this! no one's tagged me either. i'll definitely do one on my blog and come back and link up. :)

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  5. yes. i keep seeing this on instagram too!

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  6. This cracked my stuff up. I think I'm too scared to take a hottie photo but you rocked it!

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  7. At first I thought I had one of those banned sites with that hottie tottie photo.

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  8. That looks like one of the stellar senior pictures we all have from the early 2000s. Those were just the best.

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  9. i finally got tagged 2 days ago. i sat on my bed for an hour straight trying to narrow down all of the fun facts i had conjured up in my brain for the past week. and now i'm sort of thrilled that you brought it to blog land.

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  10. haha, I totally did this same thing today!! I decided I didn't want instagram people to see it, they had to come to my blog! ha! :)
    -Bridgette

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  11. I did it on Instagram and decided it was an easy and fun blog post. So Shazam! There you have it ;)

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  12. LOL my first kiss sounds similar to that too haha! Gotta love those awkward days

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  13. What? You aren't supposed to hide $500 bills under the board or up your sleeve when playing Monopoly? :)

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  15. Hmmm. Think the lip rapist noticed your lower front tooth? I need to find a way to work this into my DIY-content blog. If I hold a power tool in the sexy photo I should be able to pull it off yes? :) ~ Thanks for not posting (yet another) stupid V-Day craft.

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  16. I'm totally doing this tomorrow since much like you i'm NEVER tagged to do this on Instagram. Way to control your own destiny!
    XOXO
    Megan

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  17. haha love this idea. and that first pic of you. and that you stole monopoly money.

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  18. Great picture!! OM GOSH!!! Same thing happened to me with my front tooth. My brother was playing WWF with my cousins and I ended up breaking my front tooth almost clean off. They couldn't save it and now my front tooth is fake.

    Laura@MiceInThekitchen

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  19. Way to take initiative!

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  20. That picture is killing me, I love it so much. Your first kiss sounds like mine, terrrrrible.

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  21. Sounds like a lot of us had the same first kiss...lol. Love your blog, so glad I found it.

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  22. I love Monopoly now...I feel like I may have a problem...it is also on my "list" of what I am looking for in a husband...too much? :)

    Loved reading your blog...now following you!

    -Sarah B.
    www.definitelysarahb.com

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  23. Pretty much always I get a text from my mom regarding my blog and something she was unaware of until she read it on the internet. I tell her it makes me feel like a starlet and then she rolls her eyes via emojicon... its really a special relationship!

    Happy Thursday!

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  24. This is a very sexy picture. Very nice lighting. Looks so mysterious.

    I don't know if I'd put a sexy picture on instagram since I actually can't stand people who only put "selfies" on there.

    Love these facts. Especially about the car in Hawaii. What kind of car was it?

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  25. I think it's a law of the universe that your worst kiss has to be spectacularly bad. I remember crying when mine was over.

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  26. I have never been tagged either! DAMN YOU IG!!

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  27. I'm so excited for this! I intended on doing the "Facts of Me" link up that I Wore Yoga Pants did last week, I even wrote up almost the entire thing and then my internet went out for THREE days. So excited I have something to link it up to again! Also-your Monopoly playing is fairly tame to how my sisters and I used to play. We created a stealing version, where you could steal if you didn't get caught. And ALL of the money paid out for property went into the Free Parking. It pretty much always ended in fighting but we loved it anyways.

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  28. Fun post, great picture..love the 5 facts....awesome!

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  29. My 1st was my husband. :) I guess it wasn't so bad...apparently it just kept getting better because I'm pregnant with our second little one.

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  30. Oh my goodness. This is amazing!

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  31. OMG number 4 is hilarious! Monopoly is my favorite game and I get mad if I lose.. hahaha.

    PS: I'm going to follow you on IG and I will totally tag you if I get tagged in a facts thingy. :)

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  32. BONNIE! It's so funny you mentioned the Narnia instagram, which I'm assuming was mine (and if not I NEED TO MEET THIS PERSON) .. because I literally had your name typed out on my phone ready to tag and I chickened out as you're a celebrity blogger.

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  33. I LOVE the 5 facts fad on Instagram right now!! Your 5 facts were awesome. :) I'm now following you on Instagram!

    Hailey.
    www.domination-station.blogspot.com

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  34. Just started reading your blog. It is super cute and always interesting! I definitely have a crush on you and your blog. Love your 5 facts too.

    Camille

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  35. Oh I love this! And your first kiss story is pretty awesome! I love non romantic stories! :)

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  36. I would have tagged you but I thought someone as cool and popular as you would have already been tagged.

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  37. Haha <3 this! I have no idea what this 5 things is though!

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  38. i got my first kiss @ 18 and thought i was so far behind. so glad i'm not the only one. but im sorry it wasnt good, bc mine was adorable.

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  39. Also-your Monopoly playing get more instagram followers fast is fairly tame to how my sisters and I used to play. We created a stealing version,

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  40. I just started an Instagram for my buy 50 real instagram followers teacher's blog and began it today! :)

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  41. This is hiiiiiilarious. You might be my new favorite follow!

    (Why are those comments being spammed with Instagram follow mentions, though?!? :|)

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