The Life of Bon

Thursday, July 03, 2014

Europe part 2: How to get lots of pictures with somebody who doesn't like taking pictures.

One of the main things Greg and I disagree on while on vacation (and in life in general) is PICTURES.  I love to take pictures of anything and everything, I've got no problem lugging a big camera around or pulling it out whenever I feel like.  Greg hates sticking out at all or drawing any unnecessary attention to us.  On a vacation, Greg doesn't want to look like a tourist.  Taking pictures of everything every second only screams, "We're not from here!"  I couldn't care less what a bunch of foreigners think of me.  To me they should be flattered that I'm visiting their country and that I think it's beautiful and want to take pictures of it.  If I had my way I'd take pictures all day every day.  If Greg had his way, we'd leave the camera at home.

I think we were about two days into our seventeen day European stay when Greg decided he was done with pictures.  He didn't want to be in any more pictures, didn't want to pose for pictures, didn't want to stop constantly to snap snap snap.  I know that taking pictures can be a huge nuisance while you are there, but when a vacation is over all that remains are the pictures.  And even though he doesn't like to admit it, Greg loves looking at pictures after it's over.

So, we both compromised a little.  We tried a couple of technics, if you will, to make sure that we got all the pictures I wanted, and to ensure that Greg wasn't miserable sticking out like a tourist and posing for pictures non stop.

Technic #1:  Get Greg to take the pictures.  I discovered that Greg didn't mind taking the pictures nearly as much as being in the pictures.  So I gave Greg the camera and made him take the pictures- something about not having to pose for the pictures suited him just great.  Of course, I knew I could have him pose a couple of times here and there with me, just not non stop.  So he took over the camera reins and every one was much happier.


Almost all of these pictures are from our stay in Switzerland.  We went for four days with my sister and her family and stayed at a beautiful cabin right smack dab in the middle of the Alps with a lake on either side of us.  It was absolutely the most beautiful place I have ever been in this world.



^^ Greg also didn't mind snapping pictures of me and my sis, which made it perfect because we got lots of great shots together.  Also, people say we look alike- whaddya think?

 ^^Stuttgart, Germany.

^^Switzerland.

^^Germany.

^^ Of course, once Greg was in charge of the camera the first thing he wanted was to take pictures of the outhouse.  Boys will be boys.

^^ Free roaming cows in the Alps, don't mind if I do!


Technic #2:  Very fast selfies.  Greg was good for exactly two "selfies" on vacation.  He HATES it when I try to take selfies (especially with the DSLR- says it makes him feel like a true idiot) but if I am fast enough I can usually snap one or two.

^^ Selfie #1:  Hiking in Switzerland

^^ Selfie #2: Paddleboating in Prague.  And we're maxed out for selfies!

Technic #3:  Unposed pictures of Greg.  

When I did want pictures of Greg, I snapped most of them unposed.  I think it's the constant posing, smiling, pausing that he (and I am guessing most men?) started to get tired of.  I took a lot of pictures of Greg when he didn't know I was taking pictures, or I just said, "Greg, look at me" and snapped a picture.  Painless way to get all the shots I wanted!



^^ One of my favorite shots of the whole trip, Greg snoozing on a rock in Switzerland.  Looks like Lord of the Rings.



^^ This is Greg and his new friend he made from Ukraine.  We met him in the middle of Prague's town square.  They rattled away at each other in Russian for 10 minutes and then were magically best friends.  That's how I make all my best friends, too, don't you?

 ^^ Jewish cemetary in Prague.  Greg is unaware of the camera.

^^ Paddleboating in Prague.

Technic #4:  Save the posed pictures for the best and prettiest sites.  I think the reason why Greg dislikes posing with me for pictures is that we have to ask someone else to take the picture for us, and Greg hates inconveniencing other people.  He would much rather skip the picture than have a stranger take it. With my sister and brother in law he didn't mind as much, as long as it wasn't incessant.  So I only asked him to pose with me for the best sites, and in Prague, when we went without my brother and sister, I only asked a stranger once or twice to take a picture of him, allowing Greg to not have to feel too uncomfortable posing for strangers.


^^ Pictures taken by my brother in law in Switzerland.



 ^^Picture taken by my sis, unbeknownst to both Greg and me.

 ^^ Picture taken by Greg's new Ukrainian friend in Prague's town square.  Who can say no to posing in such a gorgeous place?

^^ Picture taken by our waiter... it's the only picture I have of me and Greg with my sister and her husband, Ben.  This was after the most delicious and quiet dinner overlooking the city of Stuttgart on a Saturday night.  Germany was playing Ghana that night in the world cup so the restaurant was pretty much dead and we sat and chatted unrushed.  It was one of my favorite nights there.

This post started out as a post about the differences between Greg and I while traveling and merged into a post just about how to take pictures.  I swear, sometimes my blog posts do what they want with no regard to what I initially set out to write.  Next post will be about all the differences in traveling styles, I promise!

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Europe part 1: A crazy suicidal king and accompanying castle!

Alright, folks, I’m going to make my best attempt at travel blogging.  I got lots of great suggestions when I asked how to do travel blogging so that it stayed interesting, so here I am to give my best effort.  Also, I feel like I need to clarify that I do not always think reading about other people’s vacations is boring.  A lot of times I really love it, and it’s my favorite type of things to read.  Other times....  (Visions of family reunion sitting and watching a slideshow of 500 pictures of someone’s trip to North Dakota are flashing through my mind.)

So here goes!  My best effort.  I'll probably have to break this up into three or four installments.  But it's going to be fun- I promise!

TRAVEL INSTALLMENT NUMBER ONE:  GETTING TO KNOW LUDWIG

Cool thing #1:  Neuschwanstein.  Abandon all hope on trying to pronounce that bad boy.

*** Interesting fact- on the way to Neuschwanstein Greg demanded we pull over the car for an emergency stop so he could throw up.  On the way home, my niece demanded we pull over the car for an emergecny stop so she could go potty in the grass.  It was really quite eventful!***

King Ludwig II of Bavaria was this total nutjob who spent his life building huge, ornate castles in which he spent very little time.  Ludwig took over the throne at the ripe old age of 18 and pretty much ignored all the state affairs in favor of his big fancy architectural projects, like Neuschwanstein- a castle Disney later used as model for the Sleeping Beauty castle. Ludwig built the castle as an homage to his favorite composed, Richard Wagner, and paid for the castle with own money and through extensive borrowing.  His advisers tried to restrain him, but he would have his pretty expensive castle, dang it!   The castle was in the process of being built for 17 years and he only lived in it for 170 some odd days.  Even now the inside of the castle remains mostly unfinished on the inside.  He was really into appearances, you could say.  He was supposed to marry this one girl (with whom his main shared interest was great love for Richard Wagner) but eventually broke it off with her, and he never had any mistresses.  From his diaries we know he had strong homosexual desires.  He was declared insane in his forties and days later he was found drowned in the nearby lake alongside his therapist.  HIS THERAPIST.

So with that awesome background story, I present to you the castle and nearby accompanying lake where Ludwig drowned.  Feast your eyes!



^^ Germany was experiencing a total heat wave the first week we were there.  I thought I was going to die if I didn't get in the lake.  So we did.

My sister and her two youngest who showed us all the parts of the town.  My sister is the bomb.  Interesting fact- my niece, Caroline, was not wearing underwear all day long due to some misdirected potty aiming at a potty pit stop in the grass.  Life is tough when you're four.

 ^^ Neuschwanstein means "New Swanstone castle."  Ludwig was really into swans.  Aren't we all?!

^^ Papa in training.

^^Ludwig knew how to pick his property!

^^ Certain tourists were really into getting pictures of my sister's white kids.

 ^^ We humored them, naturally.


 ^^ THE CASTLE!  Totally necessary for a single guy to have that much space, right?





^^ And the Sleeping Beauty castle.  See the resemblance?

We also went one day to visit Old Ludwig’s hunting lodge.  I tell you, this Ludwig guy is as fascinating as they come.  The grounds around the hunting lodge are gorgeous and now they have been turned into a park/ mini amusement park for kids.  (Reminds me a bit of Michael Jackson…)  Also, Germans are really into their fairy tales… all over the place there were these little houses where you could go in and listen to German fairy tales.  I understood absolutely no German, but I’ll tell you this much, most of those “fairy tales” seemed absolutely terrifying.

^^ Hunting lodge!

^^ Still in training.





 ^^ The kids got to sit on a throne and have people take pictures of them.  It was weird.

And now, get ready for creepy fairy tale pictures!

^^ Redhead with knife.  Not at all scary!

^^ Man with giant bugs in his bed.  Lovely!

^^ Hansel and Gretel witch.  Enough to give the bravest adult nightmares.


^^ We finished the day off the only way you can when you've just seen horrifying fairy tales come to life- with two ice creams!

And that's a wrap for travel installment #1.  Tomorrow you get to know all the things that Greg and I disagree on when it comes to travelling.  Fun!