The Life of Bon: newborn
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Tuesday, May 07, 2013

By the numbers

TODAY
ACCORDING TO THE NUMBERS

Please notice my freakily large hands. 

3:33 pm The time right this minute.  
12
  Times I thought about what it's going to be like when I have my very own little people to take care of.  It seems taking care of my siblings' kids and my bestie having a baby this week have got me temporarily insanely baby hungry.  Temporarily, my friends.
26  Times I heard the f word today.  I always hear the f word all day long becuase, hello, I work at a high school.  Today it was especially high, especially since I had a couple of students cussing each other out during class.  
87 Senior resumes graded.  And no.  You can't list your girlfriend as a reference.  Or your mom.
12 Ounces of diet coke I drank at lunch.  I'm cutting back!
9:56 am Time my mid morning hunger pain hit.  I always get hungry somewhere between 9:45 and 10:30 am.  The effects of waking up at 6 am.
2 Red arrows ran on the way to work.  I've stopped running red lights, but red arrows are my greatest weakness.  They shouldn't even exist.
60 Minutes I am going to play tennis with my little sister later.  We are about as evenly matched as you get and naturally that upsets me.  I must be the best!
11:00 pm What time I get to see Greg.  He has three shows in one day.  Holy that's a lot of lines.
3 Jobs I applied for in California.  I am doing my best to live by Rubin's advice in The Happiness Project:  "Make a list, do a little bit each day, and stay calm."
118 Pages I have read in The Happiness Project. There is not enough time in my day for reading. Must make more time to do nothing!
67 Degrees outside during lunch.  I ran off with my lunch and book and ate outside on the lawn all by myself.  It was beyond awesome.
2  Students that have severely tested my patience today and I have not snapped at them.  Two points for Bonnie!
4  Spoons in my desk drawer.  Don't ask.
5:47 am The time my alarm said when the first alarm went off
6:02  Time I got out of bed.  Thank the heavens for the snooze button.
6  Stacks of essays I had when this school day started.
3  Stacks of essays I have now.  BOO-YAH!
15  Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes for The Great Gatsby. 
9  Negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes for The Great Gatsby.  I'm trying not to sulk.  Just when I got it approved from the principal to take my students to see the film, the negative reviews come up.  If they butcher my favorite book, so help me.
1  Great Gatsby review that made me laugh out loud:  "Well, you did it Baz Luhrmann. Even with an enormous budget and a camera that can fly around and do just about anything, you still made watching 'The Great Gatsby' just as boring as sitting through 8th period English."   -Jordan Hoffman
Number of times I tried to explain the difference between affect and effect to no avail.  I'm giving up!
45 minutes I'm about to soak in the tub. As soon as I finish this post!
1 free pizza I got from Papa Murphy's today for Teacher Appreciation Week
0 Cool stuff I got from my school for Teacher Appreciation week.  Seriously, Copper Hills.  Step up!  Even Papa Murphy's is putting you to shame.
14 seconds left of writing this post.

And I'm out.

Peace.