Theology from the lips of a 16 year old

From a seventeen year old, after having read "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God":

“I don’t know that much about religion I only been to church when I was young, but I know that all religions basically came from one.  All religions are similar in one way like, Jesus was born out of nowhere from Mary, and there was a woman in china who was impregnated by a dragon and a king was born which is weird.  We are ants in a pic-nick we are there but he has has the choice to get rid of us or just go along with it.”

Theologians around the world should rejoice.  We have deciphered the meaning of all religions.

*I copied all spelling, grammar, and punctuation verbatim from the writer.  Too good to change.