From a seventeen year old, after having read "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God":
“I don’t know that much about religion I only been to church
when I was young, but I know that all religions basically came from one. All religions are similar in one way like,
Jesus was born out of nowhere from Mary, and there was a woman in china who was
impregnated by a dragon and a king was born which is weird. We are ants in a pic-nick we are there but he
has has the choice to get rid of us or just go along with it.”
Theologians around the world should rejoice. We have deciphered the meaning of all religions.
Theologians around the world should rejoice. We have deciphered the meaning of all religions.
*I copied all spelling, grammar, and punctuation verbatim from the writer. Too good to change.
Wow lol
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh from this one.
ReplyDeleteI think I may just have to share this with my husband. Oh, dear, hahaha. He sure knows his stuff.
ReplyDeleteA+ work right there.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gosh. That's funny, I don't care who ya are...
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, Bon. I'm a new reader. I've really enjoyed it and I was inspired by your honest blog that I wrote a post with the same type of format. I gave you credit and linked your blog page, too. Check it out!
http://merisue.com/blog/2013/10/8/lets-get-honest-people
We read that last week, and that's the kind of discussion we had in class! We also talked a lot about logical fallacies in the document, and that wasn't nearly as fun.
ReplyDeletexo, Hima
Hima Hearts
haha. so funny!
ReplyDeleteI like that we are ants in a pic-nick. That made me smile. :D
ReplyDeleteLittleBirdBlogs
Hahahaha. OMG this is classic. I love it.
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha this is just perfection. I feel as though this is how my future children will probably explain it, as well ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome! Teens say the darnedest things.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so, one of my students asked me if I wanted some of her chocolate - it's from Germany. I said, "Well, let me smell it, (I took a long, strong sniff) because I am allergic to the cocoa bean; I can't eat chocolate." Shocked she said, "Oh! Ms. Davis! How on earth do you get through your periods every month?" I said, "Well, honey, I've had 16 years of practice." (I didn't dare go into the - I'm a member of the 50s' club, been through menopause, and had a hysterectomy when I was 35.)
ReplyDeleteWow. No words beyond wow.
ReplyDeleteI love this. So much. Outstanding.
ReplyDeleteYeah I am going with wow as well........................
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