The Life of Bon: End of the quarter

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

End of the quarter

Welp.  It's that time of year... end of quarter!  This quarter I somehow managed to keep my sanity (It's called I have a student teacher who helped me grade piles and piles of paper) and if it weren't for the usual crazy requests from my students I might not have even noticed the quarter was ending.

Things my students ask me at the end of the quarter:
Student (on the last day of the quarter):  I only need 2.4% to be passing your class.  Is there any thing I can do to make it up?  Please please please PLEASE?
Me:  (Looks at grade) You don't need 2.4%.... you need 24%.  There's a big difference.
Student:  Oh. Crap. (Pause)... So is there anything I can do to make up 24%?
Me:  You might want to start by enrolling in a math class.

Student:  What did we do last time?
Me:  Did you check the absent board?
Student:  No.
Me:  Read the absent board.  It'll tell you everything we did, what you have to make up, and where the papers are that you need.  If you have questions after that, let me know.
Student:  But can't you just tell me what we did?!?
Me:  Why won't you just read the board?
Student:  It's too much woooooooooooorrkkkkkkk.................  I hate reeeeeeeeeeeadiiiiiiiinnnnnnng......

Student:  Is there anything I can do to raise my grade?
Me:  Yes.  You can do all your missing work that I gave you last week.
Student: Oh....  (long pause)
Student:  Is there anything else I can do?  That was a lot of work.
Me:  What did you have in mind?
Student:  Um.... I could wipe down your whiteboards.

Student #1:  If I twerk for you will you raise my grade .3%?
Me:  Yes because I want more than anything to see my students twerk.
Student #2:  Dude, I can't believe you really thought that would work.  You're an idiot.
Student #1:  I had to try!

Me:  You're in luck, you will pass the class this quarter as long as you did well on the test.  I haven't finished grading them yet, but they should be done within the next couple days.
Student:  What test?
Me:  The Hamlet test that we took last week...
Student:  Hamlet?
Me:  Did you take the Hamlet test?  The big one? That was worth 100 points? 50 questions and an essay?  Took all class period...  You took that, right?
Student:  I don't know...

(Will someone please tell me how you do not know if you took an hour and a half long test within the past week?)

That's why we teachers get real ornery at the end of the quarter, you know.  Lots of crazy, unreasonable requests and questions.  Lucky for us as soon as the new quarter starts the students go back to not caring at all about their grades and leave us in peace until the last week of the next quarter.  It's utter bliss!

Now, it's time for me to announce something very exciting...
grow your blog roundtable 2

grow your blog roundtable 2_2

The return of the roundtables!  If you are local, this is something you don't want to miss! Elisabeth is going to be in town the last week of January and we are going to take advantage by throwing a round table together!  The topic for this month is photography.  We will be going over basic photography tips (best ways to capture light, how to take good pictures indoors, etc.), some tips and suggestions for using DSLRs as well as the pros and cons to having a DSLR, best editing programs for pictures, etc.  As always, come with any questions you have on the topi.  The purpose of this roundtable is to get us all feeling more comfortable with our ability to take excellent quality pictures for our blog and of course, to meet new friends!  (P.S. If you don't have a blog but are interested in photography you are more than welcome to come!)

Thursday, January 30
6:30
Orem, Utah
$10

If you want in, shoot me an email at thelifeofbon@gmail.com and I will reserve a spot for you.  Can't wait to see you all!

49 comments:

  1. Aw I wish I lived there, love this round table idea!

    Carly
    www.lipglossandcrayons.com

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    1. I wish you lived here too! Would be so fun to meet you.

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  2. brilliant post, i love hearing all my teacher friends stories on what kids say x

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    1. Yes, they are out of control!

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  3. Oh boy, I remember hearing all of these from my peers in my high school days... Those were some good times.

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    1. I love it- there are always the sane kids that are just rolling their eyes at their ridiculous classmates.

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  4. your student stories CRACK ME UP!

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  5. Lolol!! Love the student dialogues!

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  6. The stories about your students are my FAVORITE. I'm amazed at how many opportunities your students have to make up work. I don't know if you're really generous, or if your school requires you to give them second chances, but WOW, someone is really really nice. My high school teachers did not usually let students turn in missed work at the end of the grading period.

    Then again, I never had the chance to ask, since I wasn't worried about passing, but about maintaining my class rank. Bona fide nerd right here!

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    1. I agree! It's way too many! I actually don't let them make up work if it's more than a week late with the ONE exception that at the end of the quarter they can choose any ONE assignment and redo it for 75% of the points back. It's probably more generous than I need to be, but even then I end up catching flack from parents for not giving enough opportunities.

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  7. Haha I remember some of my peers freaking out about my grade and "not remembering" certain things. I was like SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.

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    1. Right? People are nuts.

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  8. OMG I love these. I used to torture my teachers but only if I was like a percent away from a different letter grade. I would also kind of stalk them all quarter long so I always knew what my grade was and exactly how many points I'd need to get on a test or paper. Gosh I must have driven them crazy.

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    1. Oh yah, I get tons of the one percent away students heckling me for more points. I don't think I realized in high school that this was even a possibility or surely I would have been much more annoying to my teachers.

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  9. I have these problems, but since I teach college level, it's always around finals! I've had students not "remember" if they've turned in papers--like LONG research-based papers. The first semester, I FREAKED and thought I lost a student's paper because he thought he had turned it in and wasn't sure. But then I got wise, and realized he probably was trying to get it excused. I did, at least, request that he submit it again...which took him a few days because he kept "forgetting." Yep, pretty sure that booger was trying to pull a fast one! He eventually turned it in, and I graded it appropriately although I didn't count off for it being late...

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    1. Oh my gosh even in college you get those issues? I would think that in college the students would realize that they have to take their deadlines a bit more seriously. Also students do the whole "I know I handed it in" thing to me ALL THE TIME. My work never leaves my room and I have a very systematic, organized system for grading papers so I always know they are lying and how convenient that they never "saved" the original work on their computer. Right...

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    2. Yep, I never lost a student's work either. They never left my classroom. I would say "Let's both look through our stuff." Sure enough, five minutes later. . . "Oh Ms Thomas, I found it." I bet you did.

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  10. YAY!!! i'm so glad she'll be in town!!! i'm so there :)

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    1. yea! I'll send an email your way! :)

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  11. I wish I could go too! I need some serious visual aide. Get it? I know, I need a life:)

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    1. Bahaha. That pun is brilliant.

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  12. I completely agree with the end of quarter craziness!

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    1. How does anyone survive it?

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  13. The end of the quarter is so weird! I really wish kids would put as much energy into doing their work as they do into not doing it.

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  14. One day I will be in Utah. And then I will come to a roundtable. Actually, maybe I'll plan a trip to Utah AROUND the roundtable, you know, if I know far enough in advance. There must be things to do in Utah, right? Google tells me yes.

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  15. Yes! There is lots to do in Utah!

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    If you are facing any of these problems all you just need do is to contact via email (shakesspear23@yahoo.com)and it will be handle with full force and with my oracle and ancestors beside me i want to make you testify just the same way other people did that i have helped. Do not die in pain and silence email me so that your problems will be solved by me with full speed.I want welcome you again to my spell temple.If you have any problem that you want my help for just email me and immediately it will be solved. Here is my email address(shakesspear23@yahoo.com)

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  26. Thanks to John Yi Yi as he is a great spell caster who brought back my lover.....

    I want to tell everyone about my meeting with Prophet Shakes Spear who was able to bring back my ex lover within the period of 2days... At these moment i don't have anything to say than to appreciate the good works of Prophet Shakes Spear who you can simply reach at: shakesspear23@yahoo.com

    1. He has got charms/spell to take away bad luck & give good luck in life

    2. He fix broken relationships, marriages

    3. He treats Beareness

    4. He fight evil/ witchcraft/ ghost/bad spell/curses/bad dreams& cleans homes.

    5. He bring back lost lover/family

    6. He Makes court cases/divorces/bad debts to disappear.

    7. He has herbs for losing weight

    8. He solve financial and domestic difficulties

    9. He has a spell charm to bring back stolen goods.

    10. He has got a sale quick potions to boost customers in business.

    11. He can make you gain promotions at work place.

    12. He can make your admired partner to be yours.

    13. He has herbs to make long live with HIV

    14. He has something to make you have lot of children.

    15. He has a spell/charms that can make you have a good job.

    16. He can stop someone to interfere in your love relationship/family

    17. He has mixtures of herbs for sexual weakness.

    18. He has herbs to enlarge your sexual system to satisfy your partner.

    19. He cure madness/stress/addictions/long illnesses.

    20. He treat sexual transmitted infections quickly.

    21. He has lucky spells/charm to increase your wealthy.

    22. He has charms for gambling/lotto/ casinos.

    23. He has powerful herbs for curing early ejaculations.

    24. he has charms to protect away from car robbers/hijacker/properties attack& Etc


    contact me of any of these today at: shakesspear23@yahoo.com..... WE GOT SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS HERE ...

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  27. Hello To The World At Large,
    I am Miss Wacks.,From united states of America.I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also cant do with out there lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back from this spell caster..AND AGAIN I WILL WANT TO ALSO TELL ALL THAT THIS SPELL CASTER I WILL WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IS HARMLESS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECT, BUT TO RESTORE AND GIVE YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE, COS WHEN I MEET WITH THIS SPELL CASTER THAT WAS INTRODUCED TO ME BY THE WIFE OF MY BOSS IN MY WORKING PLACE, HE MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE CAN CAST SPELL ON SO MANY OTHER PROBLEMS EXCEPT IN GETTING YOUR EX OR MAKING YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU MORE THAT WILL SUITE YOU. Last year December, My lover was cheating on me and was not also give me the attention that a man should give to a woman,And really that was troubling my mind and tearing my heart apart to the extent that i was not concentrating in the office the way i use to before the break up by my lover.And before that incident,I always see how my boss use to love his wife so much. I was binging to think that i was not doing the right thing to him that will make him love me forever,So i really gathered my courage and went to my boss wife office to ask her the secret that made her husband love her so dearly,In the first place she refused in telling me,She asked me why i am asking her such a question,That if is it not normal for every man to love his wife.I told her the reason that made me ask her about this question,That my lover started cheating on me lately,When i knelt down before her for her to see my seriousness in this issue that i went to ask her,She opened up to me by telling me that i should not tell anybody about what she want to tell me,The wife to my boss started to say to me that she used a very powerful spell on his husband to love her,And the spell that she used is harmless, But the spell is just to make him love her and never to look for any other woman except her. I QUICKLY ASK HER HOW DID SHE GET TO KNOW THIS GREAT,POWER,DURABLE AND PERFECT WORK SPELL CASTER,she said that a friend of hers also introduce her to him. Then i also ask her how i can meet with this spell caster.SHE SAID EVERYTHING TO ME,THAT THE NAME OF THIS SPELL CASTER IS SHAKES SPEAR ORACLE TEMPLE.My next question to her was how can i get this wonderful spell caster,She said she is going to give me the email of the spell caster for me to contact him for my problem,Really she gave to me this spell caster email and i contacted him and explained all to him,And after every thing that needed to be done by the spell caster, In the next two days, My lover that hated me so much came to house begging for forgiveness and i was so glad that i have finally gotten my heart desire..I was so grateful to this spell caster for what he has done for my life.. So i made a promise to him that i will always continue telling the world about his wonderful work towards me and also to other that came to you before and also the people that will also get to you from my story that i narrated online now..I will want to say to the entire world that you should not cry over noting again, That there is a great man that has been helping individuals to restore there Joy and smile in there faces !! The direct email to get this man is : shakesspear23@yahoo.com ,This is what i want to tell you all out there,That is thinking that all hope is lost ok.CONTACT SHAKES SPEAR TODAY:: shakesspear23@yahoo.com .Thanks

    Regards,

    Miss Wacks.

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  28. My name is Mr GOLD JOHN ,I live in Mexico,and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago,to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 5 months,and i tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail.I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and i quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting,i will like you to contact him with his email,which is as follows.”John Yi Yi Great Oracle Temple Solution”. I never believed in spell casting,but he convinced me and i had no choice than to follow his advice,because i never dreamt of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how i contacted him with his email address,and i discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after.so i never believed,until when i got home,the next day,my wife called me to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing!! That’s how i got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship was now stronger than how it was before.One of the price i was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “Shakes Spear Great Oracle Temple Solution”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same website,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family. THANKS.... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :shakesspear23@yahoo.com.. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: shakesspear23@yahoo.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.

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  29. My Name is Dan Anelos ..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called johnyiyi@rocketmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here:shakesspear23@yahoo.com... CONTACT THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL SPELL CASTER CALLED SHAKES SPEAR ... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :shakesspear23@yahoo.com... CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS...

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  30. My Name is AZIBA OLUBOISE. I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called johnyiyi@rocketmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizingI NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS;shakesspear23@yahoo.com ......HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS GREAT SPELL CASTER VIA EMAIL:shakesspear23@yahoo.com...

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  31. My name is Gracious Martins, i want to share my testimony, of how
    Dr,Oduduwale the great spell caster helped me out to bring back my Ex
    Husband in 3days after i have tender my problems to him he also helped to
    gain promotion in the firm i work..he is such a good spell caster that
    will check if his spell has work before demanding anything from you..Dr
    Oduduwale is such a trustworthy man and i also recommend him to make those
    sad happy again..am using this medium to once again thank Dr Oduduwale for
    making me happy again and i know meany are out there who want their Ex
    back if you have tried and fail here is Dr Oduduwale to make you smile
    again. Email him on oduduwale@gmail.com .

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  32. I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster once when i went to see my friend in Indian this year on a business summit. I meant a man who's name is Dr ATILA he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one's gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I'm now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 5 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is atilahealinghome@yahoo.com

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  33. Hello my name is mrs Tessy Jerry and am from u s a, i am hear to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 9 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, i asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying is that he want a divorce that he hate me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. i contacted for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman, that she cast a spell on him that is why he hate me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they casted the spell and after 2 days my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he started to apologize on phone and said that he still love me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that Great ADAGBA casted on him that make him comeback to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you Great ADAGBA for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through all this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend, ex lover and girlfriend to contact great ADAGBA with this via EMAIL:adagbaspiritualtemple@yahoo.com because it can also be of help to you.







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  34. I am by name Mitchelle Andres from United states, i want to use this opportunity to thank the Great DR OVIA for helping in getting my Ex husband back to me, i have been in great pains until the day i contacted DR OVIA he casted a love spell for me and told me to wait for just 12 hours that my Ex husband will call me and i did according to the instructions given to me by him and surprisingly, in 12 hours, my Ex husband really called me and started apologizing for all he had caused me. I am the happiest Woman on earth today because DR OVIA has done a wonderful deeds in my life and i will continue to share this testimony, if you would love to contact DR OVIA and if you know you are encountering same condition, visit him today by contacting him via this valid email address: droviasolutioncenter@yahoo.com or contact him through his website on http:droviasolutioncenter.webs.com
    Thanks...

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  35. I contacted robinson in regards of getting my lover back. my lover stopped talking to me. He was interested in working out his marriage with another girl, after begging and pleading with him I realized that nothing was working out, he left me. when i came across this spell caster, i read how he helped many people to get their lover back, After discussing the resolution with robinson, so I asked for a reunite love spell to help me get my lover back and I also asked for a marriage spell so that we could get married too, after the spell was cast i saw result I never expected, I cant say how much I'm grateful i came across this spell caster robinsonbuckler@yahoo . com, My lover not only came back to me, but left his other lady and now we are engaged, we are getting married next month, I don't know what I would have done without robinson, this spell caster does his job so well organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to love spell, I was floored that both spells worked......

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