The Life of Bon: Welcome to May. Also known as you will never sleep again.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Welcome to May. Also known as you will never sleep again.

It's May.

May is the busy time of year.

It's the-students-go-buck-wild-and-you-want-to-tear-your-hair-out time of year.

It's the weather-is-nice-and-no-one-wants-to-be-inside time of year.

It's the your-best-friend-is-moving time of year.

The try-not-to-crazy-as-you-plan-your-summer-vacation-and-realize-everything-is-already-booked time of year.

The get-ready-for-baby-and-go-to-lots-of-doctor's-appointments time of year.

The grading-papers-until-your-eyes-fall-out-of-your-head time of year.

The start-looking-at-buying-a-house-and-making-big-people-decisions time of year.

The get-your-dog-neutered time of year.

The students-are-AP-testing-time-of year.

The when-was-the-last-time-you-changed-your-oil time of year.

The wedding-reception time of year.

The have-you-bought-your-mom-a-mothers-day-gift-and-if-you-thought-she-was-hard-to-shop-for-try-shopping-for-your-mother-in-law time of year.

IT'S THE EVERYTHING TIME OF YEAR.

Which is exactly why I spent an hour last night playing 2048 on my bed.  Nothing but swiping numbers.  Down. Left. Down. Right. Down. (But never up!  That's the secret, you see!)  Sometimes when there is too much to deal with I just turn off.

Welcome to May.

Is it June yet?

8 comments:

  1. Ahh I can't wait for may to be over! I have so many exams this month (I am in y10 at school!) :) <3
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  2. I sooo wish I could go on a beach vacation Im so burned out being a grown up is no fun!

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  4. oh my I sit and play 2048 all night when I cant sleep, I thought the secret was to never go down.. my life is changed!

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  5. Oh no! The key to winning 2048 is to get your biggest number in the top right corner. And the second biggest number to its left. Never swipe down!!!

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  6. See, these people are talking about swiping up and getting your big numbers on top, but I did better getting the big numbers on bottom. However, I didn't even realize when it came time for me to combine 1024 with the new 1024--I swiped to the right twice to combine two 4s and then the new 8 with another 8 on the end, and in doing this, I combined two 512's and then the two 1024's for 2048. My golden moment was stolen!

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  7. May is a pretty easy month for me, my busy months are November and December

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