If I were to marry a woman... it might be this chick.

The weirdest thing happened to me while I was driving today.

I got carsick.

WHILE I WAS DRIVING.

I seriously thought I wouldn't be able to make it home.  I darted in to the house, bolted for the toilet, and then spent the next hour keeled over on the couch.  I am just barely re gaining my strength.

It was weird.

I ain't got an ounce of energy left in my body to entertain you folks.  The good news is I have one of my top three favorite bloggers to take over the reins for me.  I first fell in love with Tay Tay (Trying hard to make this nickname stick!) when she wrote her s$@& bloggers say post.  I loved it so much that I demanded Taylor post it on my blog.  And she did.  My admiration for her has only grown as the months have passed which brings us to where we are today:  A full blown bloggy crush.  Now I'm saving my pennies so I can go visit her in Chicago (Oh, is that ok with you, Taylor?  I forgot to check.)  I could go on and on about how much I love this girl, but I guess I'll just let her do the talking.  I hereby introduce to you, one of my favorite bloggers of all time in one of the greatest guest posts of all time...

You people are so freaking lucky.

Also, Taylor, I forgive you in advance for making fun of my self taken portraits.  I can only get Hubs to take so many pictures of me!

Hey guys.
So a while ago Bon brought forward a topic I know many of us don't like to talk about.
(Count on Bon to bring this kinda stuff up, am I right?)
Jk. Bon's totally that honest blogger we should all aspire to be.
Or at least the blogger we should all read, and instead just let her take the heat...Jk again!

Anyway, I'm talking about the time Bon brought up blog cliques.
Or bliques, as I like to call them.
The way I see it, they're basically three kinds of people in this world.
1. Those who are in cliques.
2. Those who aren't in cliques.
3. And those oblivious to cliques.
Well, I'm a #3 type of person. That is until I read Bon's post, because now I can't stop thinking about this secret world of bliques she mentioned.
Am I in a blique? Am I being left out from bliques? Do I even know what a blique is?

I think it's safe to assume I'm in Bon's blique, right?
I think so, I mean I am guest posting on her blog today...
So yes, that definitely means I'm in.
Now that we've got that settled let's go over some rules that coincide with the Bontaylor clique.
(I just named it that by way.)

Rule #1

This is simply a must.
We all know Bon has a passion for English and writing.
Well guys, I also love to write and have a Masters in English and Creative Writing.
And by Masters I mean Bachelors. Tomatoe tomato, it's all the same.
I've written books, screenplays, novellas, ironic children's stories,
and have rejection letters for all of them.
It's all a part of the fun...

Rule #2

Again, another rule you simply have to follow.
Like Bon, I also love vacations.
Here I am below with my lovely nephew, Knox, in Cabo.
I'm working on the whole "I love kids" part, as I know that is one of the rules of the
Bontaylor clique...
I will be on a cruise with Knox in January and will most definitely be taking numerous photos
of him asleep on the deck chairs.

It's obvious how much Knox loves me...

Rule #3
You have to take numerous self-taken photos.

As a blogger, this is absolutely necessary.
The more self taken photos you have, the better.
And like Bon, I do a fabulous job at this, as well.

disclaimer: this was the first time I've ever actually taken a photo like this,
and due to the amount of awkwardness I felt, it will be the last. 

Rule #4
You must like your "hubs."
Or boyfriend. Or significant other.

Like Bon, I'm one of "those girls" who has a guy she really happens to enjoy being around.
I know, it's totally cliche.
My boy is Chris, and we've been dating for about 5+ years.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes,
someday we'll take the next step
and get matching tattoos.
Until then, we're in no hurry.

Rule #5
(This one is probably the most important of all.)

There simply is no way around this one.
If you can't pose like a professional fashion blogger,
don't even think about sitting with us at lunch.

And because there's about 37 more rules, I think I'll stop at five.
I'm also getting a little tired- and rule #25 involves never blogging while tired. Ha.
But before I go I should tell you that my name is Taylor and I blog over at The Daily Tay.
I'm not going to promise I'm as intelligent as Bon, or nearly as witty,
but I try.
Now if I haven't scared you away yet, please feel free to stop by, I love visitors!
The Daily Tay/ Twitter/ Facebook/ Instagram @ taylorgracewolfe

Toodles!