The Life of Bon: My husband's got a lot of nerve

Sunday, February 09, 2014

My husband's got a lot of nerve

16 weeks.
Special thanks to Brooke for the pictures.

Jacket:  Choies
Blouse: c/o Chicnova
Pants: Papaya (old- similar here)
Boots: Old Navy

What Greg said to me this weekend:

"I'm not looking forward to you giving birth."

Oh really?  You're not looking forward to it?

That boy has got some nerve.

What else Greg said to me this weekend- on our way to the movie:

"I don't like how you've changed me, Bonnie.  I can't believe I'm going to the movie ten minutes late.  This never would have happened before I married you."

What can I say?  I try to use my influence for good in this world!

Also, just so you know, we were on our way to the Lego movie at 12:45 on a Saturday afternoon and it was sold out.  You know you live in Utah when...

The best part about it all is that Greg stopped at the gas station on our way to the movies to buy a Bahama Mama, also known as a hot dog from hell.  Lots of spices.  He dropped me off to get tickets while he parked the car and then crammed the entire hot dog down his throat just in time for me to tell him that the movie was sold out.  That's how you guarantee yourself an afternoon full of trips to the bathroom.

Saturday night I had to chaperon a school formal dance.  All I know is I have now seen enough cleavage to die a thousand deaths.  Or something.

Last night I was awoken in the middle of the night by an infuriated couple screaming outside our window.  All I can say for sure is that there were A LOT of f words.  I was mildly annoyed, but mostly I was just grateful that it wasn't me on the street screaming f words at my husband in the middle of the night.  It's the little things in life, you know?

We've enjoyed watching the olympics, but it's a bit hard to enjoy it with Greg sitting next to me.  Greg spent two years on an LDS mission in Russian so mostly he keeps getting mad at the announcers for mispronouncing everything.  Well, we can't all speak as perfectly as Greg, now can we?  One day.  One day.

This afternoon Greg and I have a doctor's appointment for the unknown object that is growing inside of me... the doc said that he would "peek" for us and see if we couldn't figure out the gender. It's still early so it might be hard to tell, but our hopes are high!  I'm feeling boy.  So let it be written, so let it be done.


  1. HAHAHA. that is too funny.

    You look super cute! Not even a major bump yet. ;)

    Good Luck at your appt! I'm heading into my 27th week... it goes SO fast. Seriously. and I've done this before & I'm still blown by the major lack of knowlege I feel I have.

  2. I'm feelin' boy too! And I love your relationship - it's hysterical.

  3. Your outfit is to die for, so so so so sooo cute! And I love your marriage. Is that super weird to say...that I love someone else's marriage?! Probably but I'm still going to say it because all of your stories are so hillarious and sweet.

  4. Boys are so fun! Good luck! Can't wait to find out what you're having!

  5. I'm dying. LOVE the outfit.

  6. Bon, we can totally see the difference in your photos since you're self study time. Good job!

  7. So funny! (And I love that shirt/pants combo!!)

    xo- emily

  8. I love your outfit and HE is getting nervous for YOU to pop another human out of you know where...?! Oooof, Greg--those thoughts stay inside your head ;)

  9. Anonymous11:07 AM

    k so random! Your brother is in our ward here in denver! We talked to them yesterday and made the connection. Such a small world!

  10. I can always count on your blog to cheer me up. Such a funny post. Husbands are crazy lol boys will be boys ;) good luck at the doctor!!

  11. You two are so cute! Bonnie the outfit with the leather jacket is the cutest outfit I have ever seen.

  12. Favorite fashion pics of you yet. 100% for realsies.

  13. First of all, I must say that I love love LOVE, even covet that shirt. Second, I just wanted to recommend the Bradley Method if you are considering going natural. I only mention this because the Bradley Method classes focus just as much on the husbands as they do the soon-to-be mommies. Maybe Greg would look forward to the labor and delivery if he had more knowledge and prep under his belt. :) If you're interested, I could even contact my Bradley Method teacher to see if she knows any good teachers in your area. Trust me, if my husband could survive (and even end up enjoying) birth classes, any husband can. Ha ha!

  14. Obsessed..and I mean obsessed with this outfit! Bump it out and rock it!

  15. Guys are too cute.
    Love the bitty bump!

  16. Guys know nothing hahaha.
    Also you look the cutest in that outfit!! So jealous :)

  17. Yeah I agree with those who have come before me this was funny................

  18. Forget the pronunciations, can we talk about Bob Costas' pink eye? Get it together, Bob...

  19. Cute outfit. Bahaha to the husband's comments.

  20. Anonymous10:46 PM

    Look at those snazzy pictures on your blog, Bonnie! So pretty! Also, you're going to have to report back on the Lego movie later then...

  21. I found our gender at 12 weeks!!!! I hope they are able to tell. Your looking super cute!

  22. you make me laugh out loud when I read your posts! Congrats on maybe finding out the gender! I can't wait to hear how greg will announce it!

  23. Anonymous3:11 PM

    your outfit is awesome! I love the white with's unexpected and fun.
    you're also hilarious. seriously.


  24. You are so adorable and are totally glowing in these pictures! Your posts always make me smile :)