The Life of Bon: Hubs' Third Wife

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Hubs' Third Wife

Hello. 

Hubs' first wife was this chick:


She was naive and sweet, but pretty dumb.  She knew nothing about marriage.  NOTHING.

Then another wife came charging on in and kicked the first wife right out of the house.  A second wife.


The new wife was smart and good at paying bills.  She could also be a little naggy.

Hubs sometimes yearned for his first wife, but wifey #2 would hear none of that, no, no, she was here to stay.

But then today, unexpectedly and rashly, the second wife decided she had had enough.  She was flying the coup and nothing could make her stay.  Nothing.  This is the last known sighting of the second wife.


You can tell she was at her wits' end, can't you?

Then this happened.




And suddenly this lady showed up.


A third wife, if you will.

You can consider her the best of the two wives, sweet and angelic, but still smart AND pays the bills.  Not naggy.  Not dumb.  Can't argue with that can you?

So what do you think?  Will Hubs go running into the arms of wifey numero tres?  Or will he continue with his endless yearnings for the return of the first wife?

27 comments:

  1. Your hubby has good taste in wives! :D

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  2. Ah, you're just too cute!

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  3. you're not going to believe it but I just got my hair cut and dyed in the exact same style/color yesterday!! I bet mine cost a lot more though. Seriously. We're twins again.

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  4. I love it! You're just tempting me more than I already am to cut my hair short... so cute!

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  5. Love the bob - And the color is the perfect mix of blond and brunette! I think hubs will come running into the arms of third wife :)

    xxx
    Jenna

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  6. You pull off all 3 looks so well...you look great wifey #3. :)

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  7. SO CUTE!! I love love love it!

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  8. Haha, this story reminded me of Goldilocks and the three bears/ Your husband and his three wives- I think now he's found the one that's 'Juuusssst riigggghhhhttt'.Rx

    PS- If you aren't familiar with this tale then all of the above will be utter gibberish to you!

    http://sandersonsmithstory.blogspot.com/

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  9. Adore this- it really suits you! x

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  10. LOVE IT!!! Hope your husband likes wife #3, I'm sure he will!! =)

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  11. Yay for wifey numero tres!!!Love how you worded this post...too fun!

    I love this new "do", you look gorgeous girly! I don't think I'd have the guts to cut my hairs that short...but then, it is kind of fun to reinvent oneself from time to time, isn't it. :))

    Jeanine

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  12. Holy Cheekbones, Batman! Looks amazing!

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  13. Lol at first I thought you were really talking about different wives - I wasn't paying attention to the pictures!! hahah I love the new hair - you look gorgeous.

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  14. I love your new haircut Bonnie! You look beautiful!

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  15. Lol! I love the new hair. What a fun post!

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  16. Pa pow! Looking hot! Love it!

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  17. Love the colour, it looks great! I could do with a restyle too...when Ive lost a little weight I want my hair cut shorter.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog x

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  18. Thanks for the sweet comment and follow on my blog:) I came to check you out and I have been reading your posts for 30 minutes! I love your writing style, you are so funny! I am obvs following you and I must think I am a Kardashian because I say gorg all.the.time. You look beautiful with any color hair (and I know that cuz I have now seen you in every color!) I love the current color and the cut is so cute! I love your blog! So glad to have "met" you!

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  19. Oh my goodness! I was so confused! you look completely different in each of your pictures haha I was like wow thats so sad her husband yearned for his first wife and then I caught on. Boy I feel dumb but I love your new look is beautiful! :)

    Sabrina
    laughyourwaythroughlife.blogspot.com

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  20. Can you get any more adorable?! Love the red lipstick too, it looks great on you :)

    SoUtHeRnPiNkY.bLoGsPoT.cOm

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  21. LOVE the 3rd wife! Actually... they're all quite nice :) Sorry you had trouble following the link to my blog. Hopefully it is fixed now! Yours is too cute ~

    <3 Essentially Alison // www.alisonblogz.com

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