The Life of Bon: Ed Part II/ Women are crazy

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Ed Part II/ Women are crazy

Remember when I wrote about Ed?  His opening line to his critical analysis essay was this:

We all know that women are crazy.

Well, today I had the pleasure of reading and grading Ed's essay in its entirety.  And let me tell you what, it was a pleasure!

Just to give you a little taste, here is one especially rich paragraph, word for word, spelling, grammar, punctuation completely in tact:  (The essay prompt was to analyze the reasons why the narrator of the story goes insane.)

Back then the men had to work and pay for everything like bills, food, Rent and clothes for him and thire wife’s if they had one.  Most women back them would be washing, cleaning “In” side their house’s with nothing else to do but that.  That’s why most women go insane like my Mom because, If you don’t take her out for the weekends she will be so grumpy for at least 3-5 week and it’s not good when shes grumpy because she makes me do so much stuff like clean her car even though it’s already clean and clean both bathrooms and so much more.  Man I feel like a women that go insane without going out with friends and all that fun stuff I like to do and that’s why most women go insane!!

And now you know why I love my job.

WARNING: 
This is what will happen if you don't
"take us out for the weekends."
Grumpy conditions will last at least 3-5 weeks.

P.S.  DON'T FORGET!  YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS LEFT TO ENTER THE LEAP YEAR GIVEAWAY.  IT ENDS AT MIDNIGHT. 

***Secret:  I won't actually do the drawing until tomorrow night.  If you entered the drawing during the day tomorrow (Thursday), I'd probably let it slip and throw you in the drawing anyway!***

5 comments:

  1. I think Ed's on to something.

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  2. Ed seems to be pretty darn smart for his age! I don't know about everyone else, but I definitely get cranky if I'm pent up inside over the weekends!

    xxx
    Jenna

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  3. Ha ha - I LOVE this!

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  4. I am almost embarrassed how true this is for me!!

    Thank you for bringing it to my attention I really hope I have fixed it! But there is a silver nav bar at the top of my page so please do feel free to follow along :)

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  5. Ed is a smart one. I just found your blog, and have been reading through it, love it!

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