What would you name YOUR poem?

The recent title of a poem, written by one of my favorite seventeen year old Einsteins:

"A lovely poem about a boy in Texas who wanted to hunt for ducks but falls off of a tree and hurts his knee instead."

I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to read the poem after that epic title?!?

(I hate the word epic to the point that I wrote an entire post about it once, and some of you may feel betrayed that I have used that word today.  However, in my quest for satire and witty sarcasm within this post, I feel that the term is justified.  So if you've got a problem with it, take it up with someone else!)