People, I am not happy.
Not happy at all.
I found out much to my dismay that THIS guy made a big appearance at a blogger get together on Tuesday night.
Not the baby.
AKA JEF HOLM FROM THE BACHELORETTE. Try to keep up.
All the bloggers are talking about it, you know? "I saw Jef Holm today!" "I took a picture with Jef Holm today!" "Jef Holm asked me to marry him today!" Okay maybe not that last one, but you get the picture. Look at any Utah blogger's blog and you will see (like this one) what I am talking about.
Well guess who did NOT get invited to said blogger together?
Is that rude or is that rude?
Excuse me, blogger masterminds, I would like to talk to you about this. How did you invite Jef Holm to sponsor a blogger get together and then not invite me when you KNOW I am half in love with him? How could you do this to me?
Hubs, obviously, doesn't approve. I try to get him to watch The Bachelorette with me all sneaky and coy like, "Hubs, don't you want to see this nice boy from Utah go on a date?" Well, I got news for you, Hubs ain't no dummy. He replies, "Bonnie I will not watch this show with you because I don't like how much you like this guy." Well, I don't like it either, Hubs, but we're too far in now, aren't we?!?
Sorry to cut this short, but I gotta run. I got a plastic bag and a bunch of peroxide on my head (Yes, another hair dye!) and it's starting to burn my scalp. Also, I gotta get looking hot because Hubs has got a huge comedy show tonight and you know I need to sit front row to cheer him on. Although come to think of it, last time I sat in the front row at his show I got in trouble. Apparently yelling out "Go Greg!" in the middle of his lines is not okay? Why can't theater be more like sports?
Oh... and don't forget to stop by tomorrow. It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!! (EEEEEKKK!!!!) and they'll be a special little something something for YOU. Don't get your hopes up too high people, I ain't no millionaire.