The Life of Bon: Let me tell you why I am upset

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Let me tell you why I am upset

People, I am not happy.

Not happy at all.

I found out much to my dismay that THIS guy made a big appearance at a blogger get together on Tuesday night.

Not the baby.



All the bloggers are talking about it, you know?  "I saw Jef Holm today!"  "I took a picture with Jef Holm today!"  "Jef Holm asked me to marry him today!"  Okay maybe not that last one, but you get the picture.  Look at any Utah blogger's blog and you will see (like this one) what I am talking about.

Well guess who did NOT get invited to said blogger together?  


Is that rude or is that rude?

Excuse me, blogger masterminds, I would like to talk to you about this.  How did you invite Jef Holm to sponsor a blogger get together and then not invite me when you KNOW I am half in love with him?  How could you do this to me?

Hubs, obviously, doesn't approve.  I try to get him to watch The Bachelorette with me all sneaky and coy like, "Hubs, don't you want to see this nice boy from Utah go on a date?"  Well, I got news for you, Hubs ain't no dummy.  He replies, "Bonnie I will not watch this show with you because I don't like how much you like this guy."  Well, I don't like it either, Hubs, but we're too far in now, aren't we?!?

Sorry to cut this short, but I gotta run.  I got a plastic bag and a bunch of peroxide on my head (Yes, another hair dye!) and it's starting to burn my scalp.  Also, I gotta get looking hot because Hubs has got a huge comedy show tonight and you know I need to sit front row to cheer him on.  Although come to think of it, last time I sat in the front row at his show I got in trouble.  Apparently yelling out "Go Greg!" in the middle of his lines is not okay?  Why can't theater be more like sports?

Oh... and don't forget to stop by tomorrow.  It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!! (EEEEEKKK!!!!) and they'll be a special little something something for YOU.  Don't get your hopes up too high people, I ain't no millionaire.


  1. I feel you about the whole theater not being like sports thing. I'd have probably done the same thing.

    & happy early birthday!

  2. Sorry you didn't get to meet him, but thanks for putting a smile on my face!

    Happy Early Birthday fellow June baby!

  3. Hope your hair turned out great!
    Happy early birthday!!

  4. so rude that you didn't get invited! i'd be upset, too. lol.

    and he looks better in that picture. his hair isn't as big. and lopsided. i like him too. he seems like a super nice guy.

  5. UGH! I don't even live in Utah and I"m mad. I want to meet him! Which, his date with Emily this past episode - completely precious! I want hang out in a library with him.

  6. girrrl take a number. i wasn't invited either.
    i mean i don't care about jef. i care about myself being invited to these sorts of shenanigans. weird?
    just kidding.
    at least, i think i'm just kidding.

  7. Anonymous9:26 PM

    Oh my perfect. He is the best. Hands down.

    xoxo, Vanessa @ He Says Newcastle

  8. Ag!!! I'm soooooooooo excited to see what they do next week in Salt Lake! I bet I'm in one of the shots and I didn't even know it!!! I bet he graduated from Bingham! But I am a little ticked that they were filming the Bachelorette in my own city and I had no idea. That is what I'm ticked about. I wasn't invited to that blogger party either, maybe we should throw our own?

  9. Girlfriend nobody was invited! Something was just posted on a blog and people showed up. Next time, we'll go together :)

  10. I was thinking the same thing as I saw Jef all over the blogging world! Um... why was I not there?! haha. Love Jef.

  11. Have to admit, I was slow to come to the Jef-with-one-f party, but after last week's episode, I LOVE LOVE HIM. I'm worried Emily might be a little too high maintenance for him (Husband thinks she's too high maintenance for ANYone). He seems so chill and low-key. Cute photo (above). Did he cut his hair? Looks less-tall.

  12. give me your number and I will text you next time. ;) hahahaha. I so did not want to go, but I am so happy that I did. He was worth it. :)

  13. so does that man have a blog? why would he just say "yes" to go to a blog event? i'm so confused :)

    happy early birthday- can't wait to see your new 'do!

  14. oh i am so lame-o. I just read this post thinking you did this today HA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  15. Happy early birthday! I love Jef too, I hope she picks him :-)


  16. I love him! He actually lives right by me. LET ME SHOW YAH. haha! He's a cutie. Such a great guy too.

    ♥ xoxo.
    we & serendipity

  17. aw i love Jef too! he is my favorite! he is one of the first guys on the bachelorette who is legitimately funny!

  18. Happy Birthday!! I looove Jef, he is so handsome, the baby's bib says it all :)

  19. Happy early birthday! His hair looks WAY better in this picture than it does on the show.

  20. how dare they not invite you! I would like to have a word with them too!! Happy {early} birthday! =) I'll be back tomorrow!

  21. Yay for turning 26!! I turned 18 on the 29th! I love your posts, your blog is so cute! I love the bachelorette, I don't see why your husband wouldn't want to watch it with you? ;)

  22. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Jef is my favorite guy too! He's was so freaking cute when he said. "I want to date you so hard". Ha! Love it. I'm rooting for him! Happy birthday too!!