The Life of Bon: Auditions for America's Next Top Model. I've got myself a winner!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Auditions for America's Next Top Model. I've got myself a winner!

Tomorrow is the first day of school.

I'm ready.
And I'm not ready.

So try to figure that one out.

I'm going to take a long, hot bubble bath and then hit the hay early.  No long, eloquent post tonight.  Just a good night's sleep.

Because I know you can't go a day without my endless ramblings, I've included a couple of links to my favorite school posts from last year.  I can't help but sit and wonder what the coming year has in store for me.

A post about when the "honeymoon" is over
A post about the day I let a student be teacher for the day
A post in which a student confused whores with horse
A post in which my students gave me a formal "review" at the end of the year
A post in  which I try very unsuccessfully to help a student write a thesis statement.
A post in which my students tattle on the sub.

If you're not into clicking links about high school students, you're in luck!  I've got Tanya here with me today to help me cover all my bases.  You know when you're reading a post and you literally start laughing out loud and your husband at the desk next to you has to say, "What's so funny?"  That's what happened when I was reading Tanya's post.  The girl is hilarious.  Any chick that can make fun of herself is gold as far as I'm concerned.  I've got her post bookmarked on my school computer.  If those kids tear me apart tomorrow, I know exactly where I'm going for a good laugh.


Hello all of you amazing Life of Bon readers! 

My name is Tanya and I blog over at Knowing Tanya. I know all you really want is to read more that Bonnie has to say, so I'll try to make this short and sweet, because I love her just as much as you guys do.
No really, I thought of re-naming my blog "Life of Ton" just to be like her but I wasn't sure Bon would like that so much... Something about not being original? I'm not sure.

Anyways, I guess I am supposed to tell you all about why I think I'm awesome and all that. So I decided to give you guys 8 reasons why I should be America's Next top Model. Because that is the definition of an awesome woman, right?

So, here we go! Reason #1- I have never ever seen a bad picture of myself.

HOT! That is the only why I can think to describe this picture.

Reason #2- I have mastered sexy poses. Make a pouty face and put your hand on your hip. I even taught my friend Sara (the girl in the pink) all she knows!

Reason #3- I am the most graceful person I know. Even while being attacked by bugs. Plus, I've only fallen down the stairs a handful of times this year. Those wobbly runways would be a cinch.

Reason #4- It is imposible for me to have a double chin. If the last picture wasn't a good enough demonstration of that, here is another.

Reason #5- I look awesome in a swim suit!

Reason #6- I'm humble. I feel like this is something a lot of ANTM's are lacking, so I think this would be a really great addition to the modeling world. I know when I look good and when I don't, because I pretty much just always look good.

Reason #7- I eat like a mouse and am constantly dieting. I've only won two eating contests in my life! 10 fully stuffed taco's and a whole pizza, very healthy. I know those  we models have to watch what they we eat.

Reason #8- My husband looks like Ryan Gosling with brown hair. When my nephew was watching the Notebook he even said, "Hey look! It's Uncle Alex!" If I can get a Ryan Gosling look-a-like, then obviously I should be ANTM!

BTW, that is Ryan Gosling wall paper! I know that is what you have all been scouring the internet for.

So if you guys want to learn how to look hot in your pictures, be a model, avoid double chins, and get a Ryan Gosling look-a-like, head on over to my blog!
I am full of much needed advice. I'm pretty sure even Bonnie could learn a thing or two from me!


  1. I hate that feeling of being ready, but not to get back to a new school year. I always feel like throwing up in the morning the day of the new year with students. Have a great first day back!!

  2. Have a rockin' first day back. I love this guest post - you were right - she's super funny!

  3. SO funny! Think I found a new blog to read :)

    Bonnie, I am so looking forward to your school story posts this year! Can't wait to hear about those cray-cray kids!

  4. Back to back, back to school...can anyone say that without thinking of Adam Sandler in Billy Madison! gets me everytime! ;) Have fun Bon, can't wait to read about your adventures and thanks for introducing me to Tonya, love her!

  5. Tanya - cute post!! Haha.

  6. Boo for summer being over, but have a great first day! Love Tanya's're right...I LOLd :-)

  7. Geez, Bon, way to increase my blog reading list by introducing another hilarious blogger. Thanks. :P

  8. hahaha I absolutely love this post! Amazing!

    oh, oh! now following :)

  9. I'm 2 weeks into the school year and I'm waiting for that week 6 or 7 when I ask myself, "Why the heck did I do this?!" I know it's coming. :o)