My students are idiot.
Hilarious, right? Today I watched as a student furrowed his eyebrows, scrunched his lips, and stared intently at the newspaper. "It's funny, Brad." I tried to help. "Who's Diana?" was his only response.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M WORKING WITH HERE, PEOPLE?!? I figured since my efforts to find hilarious newspaper headlines were obviously in vain, I would at least share them with my blogging buddies. You guys will see the humor in these, right?
RIGHT?!?
And for my favorite.....
Ah, reminds me so much of Price, the little hick town where I grew up.
If those newspaper headlines didn't cheer you up, just remember- it's a three day weekend.
BOO-YAH!
I found a bunch of hilarious newspaper headlines and put them all over my door and next to the pencil sharpener (places in the classroom where teens tend to hang out, you know how it is). I figured kids could enjoy a good laugh while they sharpened away.
Only they didn't get my newspaper jokes.
Take, for example, this newspaper headline:
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M WORKING WITH HERE, PEOPLE?!? I figured since my efforts to find hilarious newspaper headlines were obviously in vain, I would at least share them with my blogging buddies. You guys will see the humor in these, right?
RIGHT?!?
Yah... I'll let you guys know if I see him...
And for my favorite.....
Ah, reminds me so much of Price, the little hick town where I grew up.
If those newspaper headlines didn't cheer you up, just remember- it's a three day weekend.
BOO-YAH!
Haha... " I dont have to get all dressed up like I am going to Wal-Mart"
ReplyDeleteSeriously chuckled out loud a few times! Thanks for sharing your funny finds!!
ReplyDeleteDying laughing.
ReplyDeleteWait... Diana was alive? Before she died???
ReplyDeleteAnd who knew teen pregnancy didn't end until the twenties. :p
Good luck teaching those geniuses! :p
This is awesome sauce. You're right...your students are idiots. This is FUNNY stuff!! Wish I could be a student in your class :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are kids ding-dongs?! Those were awesome one-liners.
ReplyDeleteI think the burrito baby one is my favorite. Gotta love a slow news day! Thanks for sharing these. :)
ReplyDeleteLiterally LOLed at these! Great post :)
ReplyDeleteThese are great!!
ReplyDeleteoh my godddddd this just made my night!
ReplyDeleteI also had to giggle when you said "My students are idiot." hehe! typos crack me up.
These headlines are HILARIOUS!
oh just the laugh i needed. you're an angel.
ReplyDeleteI want to know if eating your underwear will help you pass the breathalyzer. Haha
ReplyDeleteAs a student, I would have just been too furious over the fact that I had to be at school to find any humor in these, but right now.. I'm a student & i'm finding so much humor in these! Thanks for posting!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! These were so funny! Not sure how they could not catch the humor in these headlines!
ReplyDeleteIt was only a burrito?!?!?! Oh my goodness, how big was that thing???
ReplyDeleteThese are such a kick! Not too surprised that your student didn't know who Diana was (I assume you filled him in??), since it was a little bit "before his time". But still. Kids should known what the name 'Diana' means.
ReplyDeleteThe "teen pregnancy rates drop off after age 25" gets me every time!
Ohmygoodness, those headlines made me crack up! I've seen other funny headlines before too, and while it embarrasses the newspaper, it gives us all a laugh haha :)
ReplyDeletehahahaha...thank goodness Poison Control periodically reminds us not to take that stuff. What would we do without those guys. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for making me smile!
Lol well first of all I love that the first line of it reads ”my students are idiot” totally what id make a typo on....also, COME ON the burrito one is definitely the best!! Lok
ReplyDeleteLol well first of all I love that the first line of it reads ”my students are idiot” totally what id make a typo on....also, COME ON the burrito one is definitely the best!! Lok
ReplyDeleteevery single one of these is hilarious. thanks for the laugh! did you find these on a website somewhere?
ReplyDeleteThese just made my day! I do love a good laugh!
ReplyDeletecan't stop laughing. i'm dying here. the baby was only a burrito? some people..
ReplyDelete...because who does yard work without a hula-hoop? Not me, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious!
Camouflage?!?! haha reminds me of byu's police beat. Love this stuff!
ReplyDeleteOh brilliant, what a giggle to start the day.
ReplyDeleteI think the final one was written by one of those folks you see in the shops still in their PJs and slippers!Rx
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haha these are great!! Thanks for sharing! xx
ReplyDeleteWay too funny! Thanks for posting these--started my day off with a smile!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate this way too much! So funny!
ReplyDeleteI totally laughed out loud at those, thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteSo while your students did not find these very funny my kids and I for sure did. Why yes, they were only laughing because I was but that just shows how hard I was laughing! Great findings!
ReplyDeleteThese were hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I can't pick a favorite, they are all great! Ok, the 'must have hoolahoop' has me wondering!
ReplyDeleteThose are all great!
ReplyDeletehaha this is priceless!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!! I literally just spewed my energy drink! Your poor students are missing out on some serious joy in their lives.
ReplyDeleteDaniel and I throughly enjoyed these. You always find the best funnies! :)
ReplyDeletehahaha These are pretty funny! As twisted as it is I love the burrito one the most. Completely cracked me up. Give your students a week. . . maybe they'll "get it" by next Friday.
ReplyDeleteI really need to read the newspaper more!
These are HILARIOUS- how did your kids NOT get them? I almost cried when I started telling my students about Hanson and they were like 'huh'? Needless to say, that lesson was spent educating them on 90s pop bands...
ReplyDeleteLove this collection. These are hilarious! I love the Teen Pregnancy, the suspicious mailman, and dead body found in cemetery. These most definitely brightened by day
ReplyDeleteI LOVE reading and making fun of stuff like this, too. I always like when jay Leno does it on his show! These are too great.
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Brilliant! Just brilliant! ha ha :D
ReplyDeleteThis was so hilarious! I think my favorite was "Homicide victims rarely talk to police." Thanks for the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteOh My Gosh - This is by far the highlight of my 3 day weekend! I just laughed for 4 minutes straight - sounds JUST like the city I live in right now. Oh ME! I would love to share your post at my blog www.eatloveinspire.blogspot.com let me know if you would be interested!
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hahahahaha this made my day. I APPRECIATE YOU!
ReplyDeletehaha loved it! it's so sad that this is wasted on your students. don't worry- we get it!
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious! I'll remember to not take poison from now on, but I'm still bewildered by the yard work hoolahoop...
ReplyDeleteCan`t decide which one made me laugh more :) I love when my day begins with your posts...
ReplyDeletethese seriously made laugh I had to read them to my hubby... Your students are crazy for not thinking these are funny! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteThese had me laughing... a lot!
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