The Life of Bon: Past Bonnie is such a brat.

Monday, August 06, 2012

Past Bonnie is such a brat.

There's a lot of reasons I hate past Bonnie.

To start with, she's a total brat.  She doesn't let me forget anything, happy or sad.  She's constantly reminding me, "Hey you remember what happened this day three years ago?"  "Hey, you remember what happened the last time you were in this restaurant?"  "Hey you remember where you were going the last time you wore this shirt?!?"  Seriously, that girl is annoying.  I'm trying to get her off my back for good, but she's a tenacious little sucker and she don't want to go nowhere.

And so... because past Bonnie won't let me drop it, I guess I'll share it with all of you.

Past Bonnie would like you to know what she was up to TWO years ago today.  Any of you want to hanker a guess?

No?  Me neither.

Alright, past Bonnie, why don't you just tell us?

ANSWER:  Past Bonnie was enjoying her first ever kiss with Mr. Hubs himself.  Twas a night of excitement and butterflies and oodles and oodles of twitterpation.



Um.... I guess Past Bonnie has another one for you.  She wants you to guess what she was doing  ONE year ago today.

Do you want to guess?

No?  Okay I don't blame you, Past Bonnie's games are really lame.

One year ago today Past Bonnie was traipsing all over freaking Europe.

Can we all just agree now that she's self centered, rude, and totally oblivious to what the rest of us are going through right now?!?
















I don't think I'd be so frustrated with Past Bonnie if Present Bonnie wasn't having such a totally lame August 6.  Let's see... she worked on some writing, answered some emails, got her driver's license renewed (more on that tomorrow, but it was a complete DEBACLE), oh, and then she found out that she wasn't approved for the apartment that she is supposed to be moving into in 48 HOURS.  Yah, Present Bonnie isn't loving everything about her life right now.  And Past Bonnie just has to do her annoying thing and rub it in.

I guess that's why I have Future Bonnie.  She reminds me that one day I'll live in an apartment with my very own washer and dryer, one day there will be no more lines at the DMV, and one day, maybe one day, I'll be traipsing around Europe again.

(P.S.  If you emailed me about sponsoring a medium ad over the weekend and I didn't email you back, PLEASE email me again.  You said "I want to send you 800 pennies" or something equally cute and funny.  I planned to respond to the email today and it has literally vanished into thin air.  LITERALLY.)

22 comments:

  1. I am so glad that I am one of your readers, you never fail me with interest. We all have our past self reminding us of things.. I'm sorry to hear about your apartment. You'll find your dream home, i know it! Keep your head up and remind past Bonnie that you are even more amazing & you don't need an eventfull August 6th every year to convience you otherwise. Have a great Tuesday!

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  2. Ahhhh these pictures are making me miss Paris so much!

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  3. Girl! You are FUN. NY. :) Just stopping by from Elisabeth's blog! (We rock because we both spell our name the RIGHT way.) ;) Anywhoo, you're cute. :)

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  4. Cool post!! And forget about past Bonnie! Present Bonnie is what you should be focusing on, she sounds awesome to me!

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  5. Have you heard of Timehop Abe? It tells you what you did on fb a year ago- which will help you to know what past Bonnie was doing a year ago. All it seems to do with me though is to stop me from writing such lame statuses so future Samara doesn't have to look back and cringe in a year's time! ha ha

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  6. You literally write the greatest posts!! Everyday is a joy to read you blog!

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  7. I'm having a lame August 7, and had a lame August 6, if it's any consolation! :)

    You pictures just made me miss Europe. I went to the UK back in 2005. That feels like forever ago.

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  8. ahh i love this. :) and I feel you on the DMV...I have almost been married 2 years and HAVE YET to change my name because I just really hate that place and any other government office. They need to make online name changes happen...lol and about the apartment...you probably werent approved bc you were going to have really annoying neighbors and a toilet explosion leak...just keep in mind..everything happens for a reason! It sucks now, BUT...soon you will see why you are SO GLAD you didn't get approved. :)) xoxoxo

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  9. Past Bonnie is making me really jealous and activating my European wanderlust. Darn you, Past Bonnie!

    Great pics :)

    Bethanee @ thebblife.blogspot.com

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  10. I love everything about this.


    Amanda @ weandserendipity.blogspot.com

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  11. New reader here! I'm super jealous while looking at those photos! Hubby and I wanted to go to Paris for our honeymoon!

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  12. wow. I'm amazed at the many different colors you own of the same shirt.

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  13. If it's any consolation, you and the hubs are freaking adorable.

    And I'm sure you'll have even more adventures in the future!

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  14. I love your hair as a brunette/redhead. It looks really pretty!! I was in Europe (France) last year too!! what a great trip...Future Bonnie is right things will work out!! Hope you have a good rest of the day!!

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  15. Bonnie you're making me so dang excited to go to England (provided we really get to go)! You have to come see me (provided I really get to live there)! Start saving your miles!

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  16. Past Bonnie, Current Bonnie, Future Bonnie - all adorable!

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  17. Yea...wel...SOME OF US HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE.
    But I have been to Africa...so yea

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  18. Anonymous11:30 PM

    I seriously love your blog. You make me acutally "lol" and smile!! :D

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  19. these pics are making want to eurotrip so bad! i have a past lauren. she sucks. but future lauren is pointing at both present and past laughing; as im sure future bon is doing the same! :) good LUCK w ur apt.

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  20. I want to go on a trip soooo badly... Goodness, your blog is So. Stinkin'. Funny! I joined your blog fairly recently, and I'm excited to follow along!

    Ashley
    Of Thoughts and Things

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  21. Umm..soo jealous of past Bonnie! Thanks for visiting me at The Redheaded Princess? How'd you find me? I am following you back :) Looking forward to getting to know you!

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  22. Holy crap, you were in Edinburgh. I spent 6 months studying there! Oh, the castle. And oh, Arthur's Seat, you treacherous bastard you. I needed this today!

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